Are we Nigerians That Retarded? Police Arrest Goat For Attempted Armed Robbery……
Is there anyone out there who still believes the Nigeria Police have any semblance of normalcy in them? Last month, they got an innocent by-stander, Blessing Alawode, riddled her corpse with bullets, dressed her up in charms, and then paraded the corpse as that of the leader of an Armed Robbery gang.
While that issue remains unresolved, they have now taken things to the next level and arrested a goat for attempting to steal a car. Or actually, in their opinion, they arrested a man who turned into a goat after he was caught trying to steal a car.
The good news is that the goat is not going to be let off the hook till the investigation is completed, kudos NPF, you’ve taken a true menace off the streets.
Things like this make me scratch my head in puzzlement as to how difficult could it really be to find competent people for the police force? Vanguard
It was a shocking sight yesterday as men of the Kwara State Police Command paraded a goat as an armed robbery suspect.
The Car Thief Who Turned Into A Goat
The goat “suspect” is being detained over an alleged attempt to snatch a Mazda car. The mysterious goat, according to the Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Tunde Mohammed, while briefing bewildered journalists at the Force headquarters, is an armed robber who attempted to snatch the said car, Wednesday night, and later transformed into the goat in a bid to escape arrest.
He explained that men of a vigilance group in Anifowose Ipata/Oloje areas of the state capital had chased two armed robbery suspects who wanted to demobilise the Mazda car with the intention of stealing it, and ”while one of them escaped, the other was about to be apprehended by the team when he turned his back on the wall and turned to this goat. They quickly grabbed the goat and here it is.’’ Mohammed said.
The police spokesman said the goat “armed robbery suspect” will not be left off the hook until investigations into the case are concluded.
He also said that no fewer than five stolen vehicles have been recovered by the state Police Command while some suspects were also arrested. Among those arrested, he said was one Idowu Oni of Araromi area of Akure who escaped from Akure Prison.
He added that the escaped convict was arrested in Ilorin after stealing a Mazda 323 car belonging to Mrs. Henrietta Ayijesu.
He also said another armed robbery and rape suspect was in their custody, assuring that the suspects will soon appear in court.
